jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

radiant-mercy:

atlinmerrick:

Wait until the end please. Do.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Anonymous

neutralfleur:

and conceited i thought this said pretty

dan-draper:

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

grlhex:

grlhex:

I don’t care abt overed watch but u bet I’m about make fun of straight men for crying about soldier 76 being gay

since1938:

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

saiasus:

heal003:

heal003:

let’s start a coven

rule #1: no weenies

merasofxebel:

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu